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Squall Leonhart ([personal profile] unshelledbullet) wrote in [community profile] batheon2012-06-10 07:30 pm

It's been a couple months...

so it's time for a new

PIMP MY CANON MEME


Levi, explain.

This is the PIMP MY CANON meme, where you have the opportunity to show off your canon and perhaps even find a new one to get into!

On the flip side, ask about something that interests you! Want to know where you even begin with Homestuck or why it's called a Keyblade when it is very clearly a blunt object? Here is the place to ask!

How do I pimp my canon?

First of all, it's PIMP MY CANON (caps, color, and bolding not optional), and second, do so in whatever ways you deem fit. Write summaries, link videos, screenshots, fanart, playthroughs, whatever you want! Add on to your friend's comments with additional stuff of your own!

The only thing I ask is that you not put too many large images in your post and link to videos rather than embed them. This is so the page doesn't take for-freaking-ever to load and doesn't become inaccessible due to oversaturation of gifs and stuff.

You may also want to keep spoilers to a minimum, but that's your call.

Also make sure your coding works, because nothing sucks more than making a totally awesome ad for your canon only to have a missing bold tag mess it all up. But then again, we all have comment editing now, don't we?
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Tales of Legendia

[personal profile] asea 2012-06-11 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, okay. :|a
Norma: Tell us, Nessy! What color underwear is G-Girl wearing today?
Grune: Let's see, today they're... Oh... I seem to have forgotten them.
Norma: What?! O...okay!
Tales of Legendia is an ancient PS2 game about a guy with a sister complex who spends half the game screaming said sister's name, not unlike the notorious Veigue from Rebirth. He likes to play who's-the-bigger-jerk and is cursed with encountering the weirdest things. Along his journey there are shiny flying fish people, singing kung fu otters and bouncers, demonic goats, lizards in santa suits, a boatload of sexual innuendos, and good old racism.

That boat is where the entire game takes place, by the way. It is very pretty.

Also, the music is boss. Most fans will tell you that Legendia boasts the best OST out of the Tales of series. Though the encounter rate is painfully high (no, really, it's high; don't underestimate it), you can at least enjoy the lovely music!

If you aren't interested in Legendia for its profound story revolving around letting go of the past, give it a try for its shameless humor! It has a colorful cast full of metaphorical trolls. Moses ([personal profile] banditking) is the one that gets picked on all the time because he's stupid and smelly and says dirty things like "horny woman" and no, that's not what he actually means, get your mind out of the gutter. While we're at Vatheon's tiny cast, Walter has anger management issues and manhandles girls without really meaning to.

And if you love character development, there's a chapter dedicated to each member of the main cast. They're freakishly sad. You'll probably wail in at least one of them, and at the most all of them. Angst in my crack? I know. Tell me about it.

I'm rambling so I'll stop there and spare your eyes.