It's that time of year!

[angelphones]

The Highschool Yearbook Meme





We all remember high school, don't we? Everyone had a certain special role that made them who they were, whether it was chess club president or captain of the debate team, and perhaps they even got a nomination in the yearbook! What if your character was in high school today? What absurd things would they get nominated for?



Worst fashion, best hair, most likely to get married and have children within the next year? Anything and everything goes!



How to Play:



1) Post a comment with your character and series in the subject header

2) Reply to others with what you would nominate them for in a yearbook! (The more ridiculous the better)

3) Others can vote on and second nominations, and of course feel free to have your characters react accordingly to the nominations!

4) Have fun!

Comments

[chosen_gigolo]

You have a problem, dude.

[relinquishing]

I'd call it more of a passion, actually.

[chosen_gigolo]

Just don't get your dick get stuck in the gears~!

[relinquishing]

Pfft, not one to brag or anything, but I'd think I've got too much experience in my belt to be THAT clumsy.

[chosen_gigolo]

Your left hand isn't "experience," bro.

[relinquishing]

Coming from a righty, you're probably spot on there! Dexterity is key.

[chosen_gigolo]

Oh-ho, so you have to use your dominant hand, huh? How sad that you're so unskilled!

[relinquishing]

I wouldn't say it's sad if the end result is that much sweeter. At least I know what works!

Granted you can always bring in the other for more complicated stuff, but I haven't had the time to play around like that.

[chosen_gigolo]

So I've heard, but I don't really have to do that♥

Nor do I have to build myself a sexbot to get laid!

[relinquishing]

Sexbot nothing, man, I have better tastes than that. I'd be making something a little more useful!

[Because what is sexual health~]

[chosen_gigolo]

Oh so like a sexbot that's also a maid? I could get behind that~

[relinquishing]

Well, if you're that interested in banging my robots, I should probably look into defense mechanisms. How does 10,000 volts to the crotch sound?

[chosen_gigolo]

You are just no fun at all...

[relinquishing]

Are you kidding? That'd be a fascinating project! Boatloads of fun!

Just don't try to mate with my creations and you don't have to go sterile.

[chosen_gigolo]

Actually being sterile isn't a bad idea...

Just not that way!

[relinquishing]

Oh, you don't like the electric route? Picky picky.

Fine then, although I'm sure that Fifth Fonon generators or high-pressure compression plates won't be much better on your pain levels.

[chosen_gigolo]

Now I know you're not being serious! No self-respecting dude would ever suggest such things!

[relinquishing]

Try me.

You're the one that made the perverted comments. I'm just looking out for my work!

Or I could just lock you out of my home, but that would be rude of me.

[chosen_gigolo]

More rude than crushing my junk? You've got a weird sense of manners!

[relinquishing]

You say that like I'm wanting to hurt you! Come on, man, get it together. Just keep your pants on around my robots and you'll be perfectly fine.

If you're really feeling super kinky and desperate, though, maybe I'll make you one for your birthday or something. Minus the cockblocks, of course.

[chosen_gigolo]

Oh Guy bestest buddy ol' pal~♥

Not that I'd need it under normal circumstances, mind you, but y'know...

[relinquishing]

Hah. I'm surprised - I didn't think you'd actually agree to that. All the "virgins and prudes" are getting to you that badly, huh?

[chosen_gigolo]

I can't even joke about it anymore, it's that bad.

[relinquishing]

Clearly you just need to find something else to occupy your time.

Outside of teasing Zelda through the roof, of course.

[chosen_gigolo]

That will never not be funny~ It's my favorite pastime!