this is the most appropriate journal ever for this meme obviously

[spiria]

HEART MEME

How to Play:
1) Post a comment for each of your characters.
2) Comment to other characters with your own, using the following heart codes to tell them what your character thinks of theirs!
3) Heart profit!

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"I would kill you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt">❤</span>

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"I would emotionally or physically hurt you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #736f6e;">❤</span>

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"I would use/manipulate you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #4c7d7e;">❤</span>

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"I dislike you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #C4C4C4;">❤</span>

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"I would pity/feel sorry for you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #A0C544;">❤</span>

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"I am afraid of you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #C68E17;">❤</span>

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"I am unsure of you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #659EC7;">❤</span>

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"I would like to get to know you better."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #4e387e;">❤</span>

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"I would like to spend time/have fun/be friends with you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #c38ec7;">❤</span>

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"I would rescue you/fight by your side."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #2554C7;">❤</span>

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"I would hug you or hold your hand."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #4AA02C;">❤</span>

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"I would kiss you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #fdd017;">❤</span>

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"I would date you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #f88017;">❤</span>

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"I would have sex with you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #faafbe;">❤</span>

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"I would love you like family."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF0066;">❤</span>

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"I would fall in love with you."
<span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #f62817;">❤</span>

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Comments

[chosen_gigolo]

lmfao I SEE HOW IT IS GUY

[relinquishing]

Oh REALLY

Whatcha gonna do about it, pretty boy?

[chosen_gigolo]

Hatesex, clearly.

[relinquishing]

Tempting.

Too bad Zelos is straight and Guy has other things to think about.

[chosen_gigolo]

Sort of straight. He's been considering...

[relinquishing]

Ohhoho, that's news. Running out of fish in your endless ocean, bud?

[chosen_gigolo]

VIRGINS AND PRUDES I TELL YOU

[relinquishing]

Like adding men to the mix will change that.

[chosen_gigolo]

[Incoherent sobbing]

[relinquishing]

Oi.

Get some backbone, man. Life isn't just about banging everything that moves.

[chosen_gigolo]

I can see why you tell yourself that, considering you can't get within a 10 foot radius of a hunny without wetting yourself.

[relinquishing]

Licking your own wounds by tearing at someone else's? Harsh, man. I'm hurt.

And try 3-foot. It's not like it's my choice or anything. Unlike your uncontrollable weeping for the sexual state of an entire city. What are you, a teenager? [Seriously, man. Priorities. Grow up a little.]

[chosen_gigolo]

I just call 'em like I see 'em!

Better to worry about that than make myself vulnerable about anything important anyway.

[relinquishing]

So I guess that means the city is a hopeless mess in your eyes?

[chosen_gigolo]

Obviously. And clearly I'm the hero that Vatheon deserves!

[relinquishing]

Really? Well, your heroic abilities are losing their flair, apparently, if the city is still full of "virgins and prudes".

[chosen_gigolo]

People here just dunno how to help themselves, man!