It's because the dimensions of his head are superior to his mini self. Don't worry, some day Dirk's head will have dimensions as awesome as his. Then there will be all the hats.
Oh man, they could've messed with people's heads so gloriously by pretending to be only one person. Or, by using their amazing speed abilities to basically be in two places at the same time, four people.
That would have been glorious. Or can still be glorious, I suppose, even if they don't look the same. Some day they'll have to team up on Dave/Davesprite this way.
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Hey Mini Me.
Hey.
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Tell him how you have hats that fit, Bro
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sadly that's true, even if he won't admit it