Hey, look, kissing

[not_heavens_adam]

Huh... There's a mistletoe right above you... That's weird, it's Decemb-- oh wait. December is the perfect time to get stuck under the mistletoe with someone. And look! There's a someone else stuck with you under there right now! And, of course, you both can't move until you kiss one another.

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[fulmination]

Weren't you the one who called me over?

_{[Good plan.]} ...I can try. <sub>[But he's having his doubts, because Vatheon.......

It's not completely stopping him from clapping his hands together and placing them on the doorframe to direct his alchemy up to the offending plant aaaaaaaand--







nothing happens.]</sub>

...

[halfhearted]

Not for this.

[If he was a cat, all of his fur would be bristled. All of it.

He'll watch with interest when the alchemy is activated. C'mon blow up you stupid pla-

...]

I guess performance issues happen to even you.

[fulmination]

I--Now that's a little below the belt.

_{[HMPH. See if he shows off for you again, Vanitas.]}

I don't see you trying anything.

[halfhearted]

[He had to. And from that shit eating grin, he didn't really regret it.]

I can't exactly reach it. And if your lovely explosions didn't work... [Then his magic won't either. In order to be sure, he'll shoot off a dark firaga spell at it.

It seemed to fizzle on out before hitting home. Ta-da. Happy?]

Pick me up.

[fulmination]

_{[Nope. So not happy.]}

You're awfully demanding, aren't you?

_{[But he hooks his hands together and crouches down for Vanitas to use him as a step-ladder.]}

Get up.

[halfhearted]

It's one of my better qualities.

[Still in a good mood. Placing a hand on Kimblee's shoulder as he steps up.]

[fulmination]

_{[Up you go!]}

I hope your balance is better than your manners.

_{[...Yeah, he's still going to tease about that forever.]}

[halfhearted]

I could just kiss you and get it over with.

[And his balance is perfect, okay? He wasn't able to stay on numerous flying keys due to luck.

At least the blasted plant was within reach. Trying to yank it off.

Only for it not to come off. Yank. Pull. Push. Pry.

No bueno.]

[fulmination]

<sub>[VANITAS STAHP





Because that nearly ended up with him dropping you.]</sub>

I-I beg your pardon?

[halfhearted]

[He would have latched on hard if he was dropped.

Hold on. He is still fighting with the stupid parasite.]

The purpose for these stupid things. [He'll stop with a huff and then look down at his "step stool" with a tilt of his head.] ...didn't you know?

[fulmination]

...Open one of those portals.

<sub>[HE WILL NOPE RIGHT ON OUT OF THIS DOORWAY. Or at least try.

Except he's still holding Vanitas up and giving him a look as if he had three heads.]</sub>

[halfhearted]

Who is being demanding now? Put me down first.

[He doesn't like that look he's being given. Gosh, Kimblee. Acting like it's the end of the world to kiss him.]

[fulmination]

Fine.

_{[Going down!]}

Now open it. I don't want to be stuck here. _{[...Yeah, being trapped in one place isn't a very good thing for him.]}

whoops I used the wrong icon pfft

[halfhearted]

[Good elevator. He moves as far as the stupid thing grants from the alchemist before opening a portal.]

Have fun. [Crossing his arms against his chest as he nods towards it. It felt odd but it was probably just because the mistletoe entrapment.]

ohoho

[fulmination]

Gladly. <sub>[He takes a step back, then practically runs into it.

And back out.

At first he looks puzzled, but he shrugs it off and goes in again. The same exact thing happens; he's right back out, no less perturbed.]</sub>

...What the hell?

<sub>[Third time is usually the charm, right? No? How about fourth? Fifth?

...Okay, someone has to give him credit for his determination, because after the sixth attempt he lets his temper slip and he nearly snarls, kicking at the door frame instead.]</sub>

Damn it!

what is love? baby don't hurt me /o/

[halfhearted]

[The first time it failed, he tilted his head to the side.

The second time? He probably smirked.

Fourth time? He might have snorted.

Fifth and beyond?

Sorry Kimblee, but you chose to count this as a friend. He will laugh at this whole thing.]

don't hurt me~

[fulmination]

<sub>[Vanitas he is going to lineface so hard at you.

Look at this lineface. He'll get wrinkles at this rate.]</sub>

I'm glad you find this situation so amusing, Vanitas.

no more~ \o\

[halfhearted]

[They make facial tape for that. Just stretch it around and you look wrinkle free :D]

How could I not? [Dismissing the portal before he sauntered over to hold out his hand with the palm side up.] Hand.

/jams out in a car

[fulmination]

_{[Vanitas pls.]}

Hmph. _{[Fiiiine, have his hand.]}

[halfhearted]

[Nope. Nope.

Still grinning before he brings that hand to his mouth. A pause as he looks at the other for a moment.

Then he'll place a kiss on top of that hand.

That is close enough, right?

Right?

Does it work?]

[fulmination]

<sub>[...Okay, that's not quite what he expected, but he's not questioning it.



At least until he goes to try leaving the doorway.

Yeah. That didn't work, Vanibro.]</sub>

...Well.

[halfhearted]

[What did he think he wanted? To hold hands or see if he could trigger the alchemy on his own?

Huffing as decides to cross his arms again.] Just. Close your eyes.

[fulmination]

<sub>[Sometimes he hates this city. Sometimes.

Reluctantly he closes his eyes, but he's not relaxing any.]</sub>

[halfhearted]

[Going to spread Vani germs all over your face.

This was just something stupid and pointless. Not a big freaking deal.

Where does he even put his hands?

Arg. Just sticking one tentatively on his shoulder to help tug him down as he leaned up to push his lips roughly against Kimblee's mouth.

It was kind of like a head bump, but with mouths!]