Hey, look, kissing

[not_heavens_adam]

Huh... There's a mistletoe right above you... That's weird, it's Decemb-- oh wait. December is the perfect time to get stuck under the mistletoe with someone. And look! There's a someone else stuck with you under there right now! And, of course, you both can't move until you kiss one another.

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[lawesome]

[Genuine shock.]

But it is tradition. You should be more culturally sensitive.

[aim_exorable]

It is an alien tradition. The last I was aware, the standard procedure for dealing with alien tradition was to note it for the scientists and then raze the home planet to the ground.

[...It could be said that Alternia wasn't very good at interspecies dealings.]

[lawesome]

[What, no, they were awesome.]

Okay. I will just wait here then while you pull your fleet of battleships from your pocket.

[aim_exorable]

[That could also be said.]

While I could bring out my robots, I am also under no obligation as of right now to stay true to Alternian protocol. I am simply saying.

[lawesome]

If we are already breaking Alternian protocol, what is one more little breach?

Besides, I wouldn't have taken you for the one for Alternian protocol.

[Mr let the rebel live. And also adopted a bunch of kids.]

[aim_exorable]

Habit.

[Yeah, let's call it that, and not that Darkleer is stiffer than a Christmas tree.]

Besides, if nothing else, I have my morals, Miss Redglare. I do in fact possess a matesprit. I have no interest on committing infidelity.

[lawesome]

Sleeping Beauty, hmm? One day I might actually meet this fabled creature.

[A sly smile.]

Though, who said I was vying for an attachment? And a red one at that!

[aim_exorable]

He is somewhat... flighty. [A slight smirk that's there for only a moment.] Best of luck with it.

The fact that there is no attachment would almost make it worse, in my honest opinion.

[lawesome]

How old fashioned. There is nothing wrong with a little fun outside of the quadrants, you know!

[aim_exorable]

There is everything wrong with it. I hardly see the point in it, for one thing.

[lawesome]

Now, now. I bet a man of your age will have seen the point of it quite often. Sometimes even multiple times in one night!

[aim_exorable]

...I do not approve of this conversation topic. We should switch to something else. Immediately.

[lawesome]

[Cackles.]

I didn't take you for someone so uptight. It is okay to relax a little, you know.

[aim_exorable]

I do plenty of relaxing inside my own hive, thank you.

[No he doesn't]

Most assume that I am a rather serious individual, you know.

[lawesome]

I am absolutely shocked by that shocking revelation.

The one where you are a serious individual, I mean. Though the idea of you relaxing in your hive is pretty shocking too.

[aim_exorable]

...It is rather difficult to tell when you are attempting to be humorous or attempting to be truthful.

[He doesn't like it.]

[lawesome]

Are you accusing a legislacerator of not being truthful at all times?

[aim_exorable]

I am accusing a legislacerator of being annoying and confusing.

[lawesome]

Maybe you are just too stiff and serious. You have a look as if you took one of these human pine festival trees and captchalogued it somewhere where the moon doesn't reach, you know.

[aim_exorable]

I am hardly too stiff or serious! I also do not have a human pine festival tree stored anywhere, thank you very much.

[lawesome]

Yes. That reply definitely swayed my opinion. Stop the presses, shocking news is here! Darkleer is a party animal! Hide your matesprits, hide your rugs. He's on his way to cut them all.

[aim_exorable]

...Rude. I am perfectly capable of having a good time if I wish. Metaphorically cutting rugs would also be a lot easier to do if I either had a dance partner who knew how to dance or the appropriate music to go solo.

[lawesome]

Are you asking me to dance or drop you a beat?

[aim_exorable]

I am not asking you to anything! I am simply making a point. There is no way to dance anyway, considering we are both trapped here.

[lawesome]

How do you know it is impossible unless you have tried it?