1. I don't know how it happened, but I guess you're not such a bad guy. Just try to keep your nose out of people's business too much or it'll get bitten off.

2. I'm doing us both a favor but I kind of hope you'll never understand that.

3. I didn't really do anything to warrant all those pleased faces but I guess you taught me a little something. I'll keep trying for it as long as it suits me.

4. You are just way too easy to mess with. I can't help myself.

5. I hate how much you know. I can't stand talking to you when there's entirely too much you can use against me, but I've got things on you too so there's no help for it. I guess we're stuck. And, somehow, that leaves me a bit relieved. Is that how friends are supposed to work?

6. Someday you'll thank me. We're not alike at all; things can actually work out for you.

7. I'm not sure how to talk to you anymore. It used to be easy, but after finding that out I'm spiteful. That's the last thing I wanna do, so maybe avoidance is best. I told you I'm a coward.

8. I'm glad you're here and I wish you weren't all at once. I never thought things could get so complicated. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's the simplest thing and I'm just supposed to let it go. You rejected me already so why do I keep thinking...?

9. I need to hide out with you more often, man. You're the only person who never makes me feel judged or asks needling questions.

10. I've never met someone who thought he was as worthless as I am. You're not, someday you'll realize, but I can't be the one to teach you that. You'll only end up a walking lie like me.